No point in avoiding the inevitable: let’s get on with it then, shall we?
Five thoughts you won’t have:
1. “I wish I’d had more plastic surgery.”
2. “I’m so glad I watched every episode of Desperate Housewives: it has given me a deep sense of fulfillment and inner peace.”
3. “I really regret not buying those midnight blue Hardtail rolldown yoga pants.”
4. “I have absolutely no fear of what is about to happen: I have money in the bank and good insurance.”
5. “I’m so glad I chose this peach silk nightgown: it really works with my complexion….”
Five thoughts you will have:
1. “I wish I hadn’t been afraid to think about what is going to happen next.”
2. “I wish I’d been a better person.”
3. “That was fast.”
4. “I want another try.”
5. “I think I left the oven on…”
Five thoughts you hope you’ll have:
1. “This is it: I have no fear, I am surrounded by love, and I accept this.”
2. “I have the spiritual strength and understanding to face this moment.”
3. “I don’t want to come back…”
4. “Whatever state of being one remembers when he quits his present body, in his next life he will attain to that state without fail.” (Bhagavad-gita)
5. “Bitch, get your hands off that diamond necklace.”
View From a New Vrindaban Ridge 
January 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Is this a joke? Or …
Good one Ghosh
January 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm
It is filed under Jokes but it is based on some bits of reality for sure. :-)
The underlying thought being what I think is important day to day may not really be THAT important. :-)
I thought about editing it a bit to make it more from a male perspective but then just went ahead and quoted it as I found it.
January 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm
And as the author I’d prefer you didn’t edit what I write, anyway…
January 26, 2012 at 10:16 am
And that :-)