(courtesy of Bhakta Ed)

Our Head Coach, who Art in Hall of Fame
Hallowed be Thy game plan
Thy touchdowns come
Thy will be done
On Offense
As it is on Defense
Give us this game our time of possession
And forgive us our fumbles
As we scoop up the fumbles before us
And lead us not into the loser’s locker room
But deliver us from Rogers
For Thine is the Division
The Lamar Hunt and the Lombardi Trophies
NFL without end
Amen