A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The rancher said, “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”, as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
“See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear……do you understand ?!!”
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis bull……
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…..
(I just love this part….)
“Your badge, show him your BADGE…….. ! !”
March 28, 2012 at 12:30 am
that was hilarious….
March 28, 2012 at 7:50 am
:-)
March 28, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Raise more bulls!
April 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I don’t normally approve of bullying. I’ll make an exception here. Go Bully!
April 4, 2012 at 9:38 am
Agree
June 3, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Great story! Pusta Krishna das
June 30, 2012 at 1:19 pm
I love it. But it also leaves me yearning…I wish I was there :P
July 3, 2012 at 3:21 am
Very nice. May Nandi gore every imposter.
July 25, 2012 at 10:57 am
Did the farmer say that to him before or after the DEA killed the bull with their automatica rifles?
April 10, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Thank you !!! I love a good chuckle
May 22, 2014 at 8:30 am
Couldn’t stop laughing!!