The following is a great and catchy tune that reflects my current state of mind.

Unfortunately it isn’t vegetarian so I beg your indulgence and please do the following: when he says “bacon” think “tofu” , when he says “gravy” think “cream cheese” and when he says eggs, maybe “bread” or … suggestions?

Any volunteers who would like to redo this in a vegetarian rendition? Please send me the link to the video when you do it. :-)