The preacher put four worms into four separate jars:

The first worm was put in a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put in a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put in a jar of chocolate.
The fourth worm was put in a jar of soil.

He asked his congregation to watch what happened.

First worm in alcohol – dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
Third worm in chocolate – dead.
Fourth worm in soil – alive.

The preacher asked the congregation, “What can we learn from this experiment?”

A woman in the back row said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms.”

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